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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Trucks Are For Kids Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 10, 2012 · 1 comment

The Trucks Are For Kids Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Muhammed Muheisen)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Peterh – the Pakistani rabbit hole…you can check in, but you can never leave…

Second: Stormy dragon – I knew I should have taken that left turn at Jalalabad.

Third: Liberal Cap – … I don’t know what the fuss is in America. Look what Bain Capital did for me!

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – Shhhhhh… we’re hunting wabbits.

John Burgess – It’s hard being a Furry in Pakistan. (“Yiff yiff” – rodney)

CSK – The casting call for the Karachi Community Theater’s production of “Harvey” was, sadly, pretty much a bust.

Michael Hamm – Bugs Bunny “Occupies” Detroit Oops I meant Baghdad.

Phillip – We can be really quiet, I have cotton balls.

Tillman – What the Easter Bunny does with bad Cadbury Cremes.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The Easter Bunny falls on hard times after being taken out of the DNC platform.

“No Achmed! I said kidnap a rabbi”

Explains all those ACME weapons that the Taliban now have.

“Hmmm…. dis ain’t Pismo Beach….”

Harvey, professional invisible chair occupant…

The Monday Contest is just hanging around.