OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Sleazy Rider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – “Trust me, it’s a big f***ing deal”
Second: Michael Hamm – I have three words to describe my feelings: Wanna ride my Harley?
Third: Stormy Dragon – Once again, Biden gets stuck with riding in the bitch seat.
Donald sensing – “Well, I am the vice president.”
Idiot – Modified: I got your federally funded Viagra right here…
Davebo – Joe Biden get’s a piece of Rodney, the motor city mad man’s old lady.
JKB – The Sons of Anarchy and their granddaddy, Disaster.
jd – Barkeep!… another sarsaparilla!
Robert W. Armijo – Hey, if the Secret Service didn’t takedown that pizza guy for hugging the president, why do we have to take this?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Welcome to my world, Joe, You sit right behind the leader thinking you got the best seat in the house and the big ass screws it up.”
“My world too, Babe… for the last four years, my world too.”
“So thats how do you start a Harley? Doesn’t it mess up your lipstick.”
“I’ve never ridden a hog, but I know someone that tried to put lipstick on one.”
Ridin’ a Hog… ur doin it rong
Joe: “Your name is Anne? then you must be Mrs. Arky… and you’ve got some pretty big boys here.”
Joe: “So what brings you to Seaman?”
The Monday Contest is waiting for the rendition by the Village People.