OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Hunt For Red November 6th Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Jc – “Hallo, customer service, dis is Peggy, did you get dee slides?” ” We put a Russian on them, so they get there quick.”
Second: CSK – The Village People Reunion Tour proved to be THE highlight of the convention.
Third: JKB – I am Vladimir Putin And I approve of this message
John Burgess – “Jeeze! That photo wasn’t supposed to appear until after the Inauguration!”
Michael Hamm – Due to the rich not paying their “Fair Share”, Obama announces that the Russian military will take over protecting the United States.
Al – “Guys, we’ve really got to shut down the Battlefield 3 tournament. The convention was supposed to start five hours ago.”
Donald sensing – “So the audiovisual intern simply clicked the ‘lucky’ button and this is what came up. It’s Google’s fault.”
Herb – No more than ten to twenty million killed. Tops.
Robert W. Armijo – DNC issues apology for displaying Russian naval ships: “Oops…We thought they were Chinese.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“You’ll always remember the day you nearly nominated Captain Jack Sparrow as your candidate.”
“No Mr. President, its a warning shot across the bow, not just bowing to them, as a warning.”
“Don’t the Russians have a right to celebrate their war prowess with a flotilla parade?”
“…but in the Potomac, Mr. President”
President: “Media… Tell the people the Russians are obviously retreating in this photo.”
NBCNews: “Aye Aye, Sir.”
CBSNEWS: “Aye Aye, Sir.”
CNN: “Aye Aye, Sir.”
ABCNews: “Aye Aye, Sir.”
Huffington: “Aye Aye, Sir.”
The Thursday Contest is an old elephant trying new tricks.