OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Hamster Dance Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Hamster Dance Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo By ERIC GAILLARD/REUTERS
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mr. Prosser – Fetchez la Vache, you idiot, not le cochon de guinea!
Second: Robert W. Armijo – No one was more disappointed to discover that Hinduism was the one true religion more than Joan of Arc.
Third: J-Dub – If you don’t know who is to be sacrificed, it is probably you.
HONORABLE MENTION
John Burgess – “Wait! What?! Isn’t animal sacrifice blasphemous or something?”
OjarkHillbilly – Jerbils for Jesus…
KRM – “Actually, I’m Marmot.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Sabotage has been planned for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.
Whaddya mean I gotta parachute from 128,000 feet to get more captions?
Stupid English guinea pig dogs.
While Honey Badgers just don’t give a damn, Guinea pigs are extremely compassionate.
The Thursday Contest has already seen the bottom fall out.
