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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Sonny and Chair Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Friday, October 26, 2012 · 2 comments

The Sonny and Chair Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Photo By MIKE SEGAR/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Samantha – I got you debt – in style of Sonny and Cher

Second: He who must not be named – So, which one’s Howard Keel and which one’s Betty Hutton?

Third(tie): Jeremy – The precise moment at which the candidates realized they had each other’s ties.

Third(tie): KRM – Where’s Curly?

HONORABLE MENTION

jd – R: “Why did the battle group cross the Persian Gulf?” O: “Ahhh, I think we’ve heard that one before!”

CSK – The debate audience was startled, but greatly entertained when Dino and Sammy substituted for Mitt and Barack

physics geek – Obama: “I can’t believe he actually pulled my finger!” Romney: “Man, that one gets me every time.”

Donald sensing – “Romney sang bass, Obama sang tenor . . .”

Maggiemama – Somebody teach these guys the correct way to play “rock, paper, scissors”.

John Burgess – “Talk of ineffective… he’s still trying to get someone to pull his finger.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama: ♫ “If you’re blue, And you don’t know who to go to
Why don’t you look where no fact fits.” ♫
Romney: ♫ “Debatin’ with half-wits.” ♫

Romney: “Let me interrupt…”
Obama: “Intercepted!”

“I know your are but what am I?” “I know your are but what am I?” “I know your are but what am I?” “Infinite”

But the best re-write of “I Got You Babe” goes to ‘cathymv’ who posted the below in Someone else’s caption contest
(Romney)
He says we’re mean and out of touch
but he doesn’t work and blames Bush way too much
(Obama)
I play golf in my own backyard
cause Presidenting turned out to be real hard
Babe
I got you babe, I got you babe
(Romney)
I say high taxes won’t pay the rent
with your deficit it won’t even make a dent
(Obama)
It was fun, I thought it would last
But now I’m looking to be on the Jersey Shores cast
(Romney) I got plans for the White House
(Obama) Just make sure, you de-louse
(Romney) I’ll get rid of Obamacare
(Obama) I got a lock of bin Ladins hair
I gooooot you babe!!!

The Thursday Contest has already been dipped.