OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pork and Mindy Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: rudderpedals – Ha ha charade you are
Second: Tillman – “Foolish pigs, I have you now! That cathedral you’ve holed up in is mostly glass! LOOSEN THE BLUE TRIPLE-SHOT BIRD!”
Third: Robert W. Armijo – Unfortunately for the Swine sisters, it was a particularly cold day.
Talmadge East – “Jesus wept.”
CSK – The sperm costume design for the Provincetown Playhouse’s production of “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex: The Musical!” lacked the elegant simplicity of the original.
John Burgess – “Okay… election’s over! Which way to the trough, Jack?”
jd – National Lampoon’s “European Redskin Fan Vacation”
gVORo8 – Following his defeat, Romney had a reunion with his old Bain Capital buddies.
Donald Sensing – New crony capitalists awaiting their turn for green-energy funding.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“OK, now let’s go strap on some prosthetic butts.”
After Nov. 6, the economy, unemployment, Benghazi, and Sandy started to appear in public without lipstick.
Stem Cell treatment recipients have experienced practically no side effects.
Maybe Tim Burton wasn’t the best choice to produce, Charlottes Web – the musical.
The Thursday Contest has already assume the BOHICA position post-election.