OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Witch Doctor Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tony W – Republican lawmakers attempt to make their math work.
Second: Donald sensing – The Mayan apocalypse did not live up to its billing.
Third: Eric J. – Budget cutbacks have hit The Avengers sequel hard.
Mr. Prosser – Climate change denialists use their form of science to attempt a refreezing of the polar icecap.
CSK – Festivus for the rest of us.
OzarkHillbilly – After the stunning failure of the “Automatic Weapons in Every School Program” the NRA changed tactics.
Peterh – When you peel back a layer, this is what the GOP’s voodoo economic apparatus really looks like.
JKB – The Liberal Arts have changed
Jeremy – ‘”Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Eenie Meanie, Chili Beanie, The spirits are about to speak.”
After the new Currier & Ives Mayan Calendar covering the next 5000 years arrived in the mail, the Mayan apocalypse demonstrations lost their perspective.
“No Soup for you!!!”
The Thursday Contest is already celebrating the war on Christmas.