OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Draft Dodger Rag Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Jeremy – We wish you a Merry Drone Strike, we wish you a Merry Drone Strike… (…and an RPG up your derriere – rodney)
Second: Doug Mataconis – Anticipating the upcoming defense sequestration cuts, the United States Marine Corps Band has cut back considerably.
Third: Hal 10000 – I’m Murph and these are the Magic tones. We’ll be back with the Magic Tones for the Armada Room’s two hour Christmas party after this short break (We’re on a mission from God. – rodney)
Donald sensing – Pvt. Schnerdlap’s heart sank as he realized he hadn’t received the memo about the uniform of the day.
Simon H Gedney – The band has just learned that they’ve been thrown over the fiscal cliff.
jak – Hidden camera reveals most inhumane interrogation technique in military history.
Jc – “Semper Fi-la-la, la-la-la-la”
Robert W. Armijo – During a break in the battle, the Three Amigos take a moment to serenade a small village in Kabul.
al-Ameda – Trust us, we sound better after you’ve smoked a lot of weed.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
♬ Oh, We’re gonna have a nuclear winter, for the next 10 thousand years. ♬
Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the dog thinks its delightful
Looking for a place to go.
Walking Bo, Walking Bo, Walking Bo.
…and now in the Fiscal Clef of b-flat that holiday classic… Blight Christmas
The Monday Contest is still seeking him.