OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Nairobi Holiday Trio Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Doug Mataconis – Despite what appeared to be photographic evidence, most Americans refused to believe that there were wise men in Washington, D.C. (…an obvious photoshop – rodney)
Second: Stonetools – “We three kings of lobbying are, Bearing gifts, we travel afar”
Third: OzarkHillbilly – “Quick! Before Congress wants our gold, our frankincense, our myrrh.” “Never mind that other stuff, just get the gold.” “Yeah, they got a pretty good sense of Franken, and nobody knows what myrrh is.”
markm – Fourth guy in line: “So I just had an idea…popcorn you make at home. I will call it Jiffy Pop. It will be popcorn kernals with oil in a foil pan and as it pops, it fills up a gold foil ball……”
Tillman – Balthazar looked back at the other two in frustration, and silently swore to never fly Air India again.
jd – I’m sure we left the camels tied to one of these posts.
Hal 10000 – The three wise men return home in disappointment after realizing the “star” they follow was the incandescent blaze of 536 bloated egos.
Donald sensing – For the last time: these are the three wise men. Boehner, Reid and Biden are the three wise guys. Not the same.
MstrB – Notice the lack of members of congress
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Proof that you don’t need automatic weapons to protect yourself in DC, just a wicked left or right hook.
We three Kings minorities are, bearing gifts bought with your taxes thus far.
Whaddya mean I don’t have enough flair?
The Thursday Contest is already hanging ten… and beheading three others….