OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Head Of The Class Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Allan Bourdius – “Where are their lab coats? I thought they’d all be wearing lab coats.”
Second: al-Ameda – “Next time we’re doing our photo-op on the deck of the USS Lincoln.”
Third: EdMigPer – Who ripped a good one?
KB – Can any of you guys tell me what exactly an assault rifle is?
CSK – “Oh, man,” thought little Johnny. “I can’t believe I’m missing Power Rangers Megaforce for this crap.”
Drew – Yes, sweetie, I got your letter to Santa Claus as well as the one on gun control……
Moosebreath – Yes, Jenny, I did have to overcome a lot of society’s ingrained prejudices. You see, I’m left handed.
Herb – You’re awfully lippy for a prop, little girl. Next time, we’re just going to use flags.
C. Clavin – Hey, you look like a 5th grader…are you smarter than the NRA?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Excuse me… but was that a ‘Harumph?’”
“If you think this is so easy you sign it.”
“I going as fast as I can. Don’t worry you’ll get plenty of time to caddy for me later.”
“Excuse me… It’s Obamacare, not Obamacabre.”
“…and if you see Harry Reid… run.”
Tillman* – Later in Mindy’s life, the only thing she could recall about the occasion was the pattern of hair on the back of Barack Obama’s scalp.
*(Special guest appearance.)
The Monday Contest is already to say, “Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night.”