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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Clash Of The Tight-uns Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 25, 2011 · 2 comments

The The Clash Of The Tight-uns Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/William West)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Jay Tea – Shown above: the cymbal set that caused the Spinal Tap drummer to spontaneously combust.

Second: hey norm – Scotty: “I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!” James T. Kirk: “All she’s got isn’t good enough!”

Third: Drew – That’s very interesting, Mr. President, now about balancing the budget…

HONORABLE MENTION

michael reynolds – Oh, so that’s an asshat.

tom p – John Boehner tries to hold his caucus together.

Charles austin – If you liked Obama Care, you’ll love ObamaDental.

John425 – The Obama administration gives a 3-D version of it’s plan for Libya and the Middle East.

Robert W. Armijo – Unbeknownst to Yang, just moments before he went on stage, his dental plan was canceled by Gov. Scott Walker.

Mr. Prosser – A recent graduate demonstrates how many $9.00/hour jobs must be held just to live in today’s economy.

Donald Sensing – I DON’T CARE! OBAMA IS AWESOME!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The first percussion instrument you can blow.

Another job created and/or saved by the Obama Administration.

“Transporter’s broke again Captain.”

The Monday Contest has already seen another number 3 bite the dust.