OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ready, Fire, Aim Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Kevin Whalen – Even people with mysterious foreign backgrounds and unknown personal history can get a gun, as this White House photo shows
Second: Pharoah Narim – Is thing on???
Third: He who must not be named says – “I haven’t seen that much smoke come out of a tube in 30 years.”
Moosebreath – You can run, Boehner, but you can’t hide.
John Burgess – “Damn it, Joe, stop dancing around!”
CSK – “I always thought a little flag that says “BANG!” came out the other end of these things.”
OzarkHillbilly – Barack Obama doing his best Dick Cheney impersonation.
markm – “Yet one more thing the President looks awkward while performing”
al-Ameda – This, like the 1969 moon landing, was faked.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
There can be only one.
No Mr. President, you’re supposed to yell PULL, not PRESENT.
“Shake it off Joe, It’s just a flesh wound.”
The Secret Service chose for Michelle to not be present in case the President really was capable of hitting the barn side of a broad.
…yielding his new Secret Service code name – “Noisy Cricket.”
The Thursday Contest was looking for a horse of a different color