OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Is That Your Minkey? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Michael Hamm – Please Mr. President – don’t spank the monkey here.
Second: markm – Amzerdizzinjab: “…one of these days Pishgam… POW… to da moon!”
Third: Moosebreath – Now if we can only make them fly out of my butt… (DRUDGEBREAKING: Iran sends monkey to Uranus – rodney)
jd – Exciting news, Sir! We will cross this little fella with a fish from the aquarium back there and have the world’s first Rhesus Pisces! (This one should probably be Bottom Of The Barrel – rodney)
Patrick McCain – Death to Aperica!
Drew – “Well, you know the sanctions have limited our options on new scientists.”
Tony W – In this photo the monkey was photoshopped instead of the model airplane.
Tillman – “So, can he light himself on fire or stretch his body and limbs? Turn invisible? Nothing?!”
Montanareddog – Ahmedinejad: “What do you think of my masterstroke? Kidnapping the granddaughter of American superpatriot, Chuck Norris!”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Of the two notables…. One’s a hairy, flea bitten, chattering, poo flinging trouble-maker of questionable hygiene and low intelligence… and the other is a monkey.
He ate 5 cans of refried beans. We’re just a lit match away from our next space flight…
“He requested his 72 virgins before we martyr him with this space flight”
“Damn smart monkey… good thing our suicide bomber volunteers haven’t thought of that yet. ”
“Is the monkey ready”
“Yes, we just need to find a tiny saddle that will fit on the rocket.”
“How you know the monkey was infidel…”
“Well we pulled it right out of Castro’s butt.”
“It’s Allahnaut, not Allahnut.” “Comme ci Comme ca”
Technically Doug or James or Steven are supposed to throw some schlock in here in between caption contests and winners announcements so that …. OH LOOK! MONKEY!
The Monday Contest has already one upped Waldorf and Statler.