OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Quark Side Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Photo By Jeff Chiu Thu, Feb 21, 2013
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Montanareddog – Members of the NLSA prepare to defend their right to keep and bear arms as part of a unregulated pseudo-religion in the face of no attempts at confiscation by non-existent Imperial agents not arriving in black TIE fighters (you can’t be too cautious – rodney)
Second: Donald Sensing – The 82d Airborne Division adjusts to sequester.
Third: al-Ameda – People without dates
markm – “Excuse me….can you tell me when we will be mandated to use the stupid curlycue lightsabers that you can’t cut wet paper, don’t give off any light and are a danger the the galactic environment?”
He who must not be named – Telescoping blades? Isn’t that covered by Feinstein’s assault weapons ban?
OzarkHillbilly – The Jedi Training Academy was given a major upgrade when it was moved from the swamps of Dagobah to a boxing gym in Brooklyn.
John Burgess – A new generation of home-bound Jedi await Joe Biden’s instructions on firing their light sabers into the air.
Jeremy – When I heard the Tea Party crowd wanted to slash spending, I never realized they would do it with such style!
Patrick McCain – The Jedi fell one by one as Kirk emptied his phaser, violating the Prime Directive once again.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Seth McFarlane required a heavier security detail after botching the Oscar’s hosting gig.
Biden: “Yup, just stand on the back porch and fire up one of these babies and nobody is gonna mess with ya.”
Obama takes up a different form of skeet shooting.
Congress prepares for the sequestration battle.
Luke, I am your batter (it is spring training camp time after all)
The Thursday Contest in actuality has been here before.