OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Gangnam Style Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Hal 10000 – Spurred by her success at the Academy Awards, Michele Obama does a remake of “Thriller”
Second: al-Ameda – the Sequestration Sensation
Third: Robert W. Armijo – And so, the Zombie Apocalypse begins…
Tony W – Hoping to land the Super Bowl halftime spot next year, Michelle Obama rehearses with her new dance team.
John Burgess – In promoting the Zombie Lurch, the Administration shows its hand.
Herb – Con los terroristas.
Patrick McCain – That damn bull riding machine is always late.
CC – “You put your right foot in and your right foot out…. oh wait… that’s your LEFT foot in….”
OzarkHillbilly – This is what happens when you don’t make it to the bathroom in time.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
it’s astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll
but listen closely, not for very much longer, I’ve got to keep control.
“Elaine Benes eat your heart out.”
After just one routine, Michelle’s dance parter on DWTS promptly self-immolated and appeared in an OTB Caption Contest.
The Thursday Contest is already en fuego.