OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Come On Baby Light My Fire Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: OzarkHillbilly – GREAT BALLS ON FIRE!
Second: john personna – How Vladimir Putin trims his chest hair.
Third(tie): Donald Sensing – The Rand Paul filibuster enters its seventh week.
Third(tie): He who must not be named – Wait, what do you mean inflammable means flammable?
JKB – Damn global warming
Patrick McCain – Scotty should have never operated the transporter while drunk.
Moosebreath – Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
aquanerd – Damn it… this seemed like a good idea when we drew up the sketch on the napkin!!!!
Lorg Skyegon – The Human Torch learns the hard way not to buy his furniture at IKEA
Michael Hamm – Celebrating the “Burning Man Festival” – literally.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Alleged threats against Bob Woodward likely are not based on substance.
From a lesser know portion of the Koran — “’tis better to immolate than never.”
At the end of the Filibuster Rand Paul spontaneously burst into flames.
Another Spinal Tap drummer bites the dust.
Chavez enjoying a nice winter’s day in hell.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night,
set him on fire and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
The Monday Contest has already been given the thumbs up.