OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Get Thee Behind Me Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Donald Sensing – “There, I have just signed the drone strike orders for Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to conduct the next White House tour.”
Second: OzarkHillbilly – “Woodward… He sleeps with the fishes, right Joe?”
Third: Drew – “Yeah, I know, but its easier when you only have to use your fingers to count the number of jobs created.”
John Burgess – “One more time, Biden, and you know where this thumb’s going.”
JKB – White House thumb wars: Biden vs. Obama
markm – Biden: “Hey, I just thought of a good one BO, what’s the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives’ shelter? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her….”
Allan Bourdius – I’m still so confused…another prop group standing behind me…where are their lab coats? I was briefed they’d be wearing lab coats!
jd – Hopefully, this will satisfy the fingerprint deniers.
Patrick McCain – Crazed by March Madness Fever, Obama ejects Biden for a Flagrant-2.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Barry: “Stand behind me Joe.”
Joe: “There’s no place else to hide.”
“All these battered women in the U.S., All these years I’ve had mine plain.”
“Alright Joe, Put ’em back in the binders.”
Joe and Barry compare length
The Thursday Contest has hoping for a location with southern exposure.