OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mr. Prosser – And all of you, go away from the DMZ or we shall taunt you some more.
Second: j-Dub – Avada Kedavra!
Third: Donald Sensing – “Rodman! Get off my lawn!”
He who must not be named – Outstanding band leader comes dangerously close to revealing his forearm Betty Boop tattoo.
markm – “HEY LOOK….looky there….white smoke from the chimney”
Patrick McCain – In an embarrassing diplomatic error, North Korea welcomes new “Pope Dennis Rodman” for a state visit.
Crusty Dem – “No no no. The details are very important. One more time. Over here on the left – gangnam style. To the right – gangnam style. And in the middle – op, op, op, op, oppa Gangnam style.”
Moosebreath – It’s a bird … It’s a plane … It’s attack helicopters!!!
gVORo8 – We’re just like the Catholics, the higher you go, the bigger the hat. You! Get me a hat even bigger than this guy’s!
OzarkHillbilly – Kim Jong-Un:”Is that Seoul?” Aides to his left: “No, that is Seoul.” Aide to his far right: “No, no no… That is Seoul over there!” Aide to his immediate right: “Idiots. They are South Koreans. They ain’t got no Soul.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Outstanding Leader: “Look… a giant wooden badger… I must have it.
Generals (thinking): “What idiot is trying to break in here?”
“Release the Kraken!”
“Are you sure that way is south?”
“Pew pew pew.”
“Bring me a… shrubbery…”
The Monday Contest has Gas-X answer to SpaceX.