OTB Caption Contest Winners
The May The spouse Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Moosebreath – Usher: Will you be sitting on the light side or the dark side?
Second: fustian – Jar-Jar Binks was invited, but he thought the whole thing sounded too silly.
Third: Crusty Dem – Empire PR claimed this was the last photo uploaded to Instagram from Alderaan. Death Star approval hovers near 100%.
Kevin – Mysterious island nation of Cyprus spooked by recent attention around bank crisis
Jc – Star Wars episode 7, post sequestration.
Jeremy – So this is what the anti-gay marriage people are scared of…
Robert W. Armijo – At first, Han Solo thought he was the luckiest guy in the galaxy for marrying Leia. Especially when she confessed she planned to wear, later that night exclusively for him, the very same golden bikini she wore as Jabba the Hutt’s slave girl aboard his barge in Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Unfortunately, Leia also confessed that she had an affair with Jabba and that his junk was substantially bigger.
jd – Sure, the weddings are fun and all, but the Chalmun’s Cantina Band plays at every… single… reception.
He who must not be named – I find all of you… disturbing.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I find your lack of lace disturbing
Luke, I am your best man…
If I told you, you had a celestial body… would you hold it against me.
If the groom gets the kessel runs for 12 parsecs from the brides cooking is it grounds for divorce.
These are not the brides you’re looking for…
The Liberal answer to the Tea Party, the Me Party, is just so much better… oh, so so much better.
The Monday Contest has already gone native.