OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: JKB – The really sad thing is, they are texting each other.
Second: Hal 10000 – Apple’s new iGlass app, which refills your drink using only your phone, is expected to be very popular.
Third: Wyatt Earp – Optimus Wine.
John425 – Convention attendees sign up for free IRS investigation of their beliefs.
markm – Patron: “…..why is Lois Lerner looking at me on this phone????.”
Tony W – Hey baby, want to play with my “device”?
John Burgess – Providing alcoholic drinks proved remarkably successful in getting out the vote.
OzarkHillbilly – You can always tell a Democrat by what drink they bring into the voting booth. That gal on the far right? She must be an independent.
Pinky – The new LG Optimus Floor-Mounted Smart Phone stands 3 feet tall, its base containing three standard car batteries.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Brainstorming the next Obama Administration Scandal.
Woman: “Hmmm… a quizilla… ‘Which feminine hygiene product are you?’ Well I could guess for those two.”
Correct protocol includes not spilling your drink when the person next to you screams, “LEEEROY JENKINS!”
OK Bob, Stop speaking what you’re texting… No one here cares that you, “Haz a Happy.”
“Sure beats mom’s basement….”
The Monday Contest already has an app for that.