OTB Caption Contest Winners
The The Audubon Autobahn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: OzarkHillbilly – President Obama didn’t fool any one at the NRA with his Charlton Heston impersonation.
Second: Hal 10000 – Sequester cuts and other budget pressures have severely scaled back California’s plans for high speed rail.
Third: Moosebreath – Dave wishes he can graduate from NASCAR’s junior circuit.
Patrick McCain – Assad threatens Israel with Russian arms.
CSK – When Mitt Romney threatened to defund PBS, Big Bird sought-and quickly found-lucrative employment in the private sector.
John425 – Weiner enters Democrat primary race.
John Burgess – The latest CAFE standards are really going to change the way Americans commute, for once and for all.
Paul Hooson – “You cheated…you supercharged your ostrich on meth!”
Robert W. Armijo – Despite its exotic allure, Ostrich off track betting (OOTB) left much to be desired.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Mitt Romney still has nightmares about Big Bird.
“Release the Llamas”
If you’ve ever had a relative perish, right after saying “Hey y’all, Watch this!” You just may be a redneck.
Why do I keep hearing the Chicken Reel
The Monday Contest just left the Necron99 party.