OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Another Brick In The Wall Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: He who must not be named – Israel quickly abandoned all of Roger Waters’ suggestions.
Second: OzarkHillbilly – “And what have the Israeli’s ever done for us??” “Well, there’s the concrete rubble we make our breakwaters out of.”
Third: Diogenes Sarcastica – The Southern California chapter of the ‘Low Information Voter and Beer Enema Society’ meet for the first annual ‘Barack Obama Boulder Surfing Competition’.
jd – Movie poster for “Brown Crush”.
John425 – Girl to Iranian boyfriend: ” Boy, these sanctions have dried EVERYTHING up!”
Allan Bourdius – “There may be mines ahead; this is when you walk in front, woman!”
Davebo – So we can kill the old trope that Muslims don’t surf! But damnit, commies still don’t surf!”
CSK – Ahmad labored under the misapprehension that “stoner dude” meant the same thing as “surfer dude”.
Robert W. Armijo – The Day After World War III: The Wailing Wall and The Dome of the Rock
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The Islam Wave Wall where Muhammad was said to have first hung ten.
“So how did they get Rachel Corrie into this tomb?”
“They just slid her in through the cracks.”
“…and where do they pipe that ‘Pink Floyd’ music in from?
“…dis ain’t Pismo Beach.”
“Dang, Sisyphus has it easy.”
The Monday Contest is already full of bologna.