OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Border Line ‘Leven Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Allan Bourdius – “Why would I fear American SEALs when I have a walrus?”
Second: pylon – You’re much shorter in person Mr. Bolton.
Third: al-Ameda – I’m the Eggman, he’s the Walrus, anything else?
Tony W. – Mr. Putin promised to release the walrus if he agreed not to engage in any further homosexual behavior.
Paul Hooson – “No, not Lennon. Lenin…”
He who must not be named – Up against the wall, Rus. (channeling Stephan Pastis today, eh? – rodney)
John Burgess – “Paul is dead, Putin. Honest.”
Pharoah Narim – “And from here…you simply pull out the heart….”
JWH – “Where did Obama say to stick it?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
In Soviet Russia, Putin Goo Goo Gajoob’s you.
“Look… I taught him to Twerk.”
“Nyet… you cannot haz my bukkit.”
“Obama said he always wanted to go golfing with you…. I don’t get it.”
The Monday Contest hopes the Hokey Pokey isn’t what its all about.