OTB Caption Contest Winners
The One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Paul Hooson – ♪ C’mon baby let me take you on a Ted Cruz….Owww wee, owww wee baby….. Ted Cruz… ♪
Second: David in KC – Horton hears a Cruz.
Third: al-Ameda – The American Taliban endorses Post-Its
Hal 10000 – I’m begging you, America. Make me President so I don’t have to deal with these common folk anymore.
He who must not be named – By hour fifteen only the truly committed remained.
James Pearce – Microphone…check. Camera….check. Now where’s my bottle of water?
John425 – “How’s that dialog thingy working, Mr. President?”
Pharoah Narim – Dearly beloved I say unto thee: I used literally ALL of my miracle-working power descending from Heaven to stand before you behind this podium. Therefore, I do not intend to do anything about this Pastor Sneed character you seem to think I give two flips about other than the photo op this provides my campaign. Sneed is hosed….. eff him. Cruz out.
Tillman – “I got nothing guys. I looked at the evidence; Christianity is clearly a crime in Iran. Protesting my daily preaching to the grass won’t change anything.”
Mu – “Yes, I’m going to a breast cancer awareness meeting after this, why do you ask?”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I don’t want to shut down the government, just more place it on Cruz control”
The Senate is failing to address the Tweepadock in the room.
♬ “Drop kick me Jesus…through the goal posts of life.” ♬
The Thursday Contest has already reached periscope depth.