OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Zero The Super Hero Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mark Ryan – Captain America is realizing that a phone booth wasn’t such a bad idea.
Second: Pinky – “OK…don’t freak out…the shield isn’t here, and it’s not in the apartment…it’s only made of vibranium, the rarest metal in the universe…where else have I…Starbucks! I went to Starbucks this morning!”
Third: OzarkHillbilly – “Another bad hair day! Gonna have to wear this stupid hood again.”
Moosebreath – I knew I shouldn’t have let Iron Man talk me into that shwarma.
John425 – “Do you think the star makes me look fat?”
Wyatt Earp – “That’s the last time I try Chi-Chi’s “Red Skull Burritos.”
Mu – Steve singlehandedly killed “No shave November” at Marvel.
He who must not be named – Joe suddenly realizes that all his friends are vampires.
al-Ameda – Damn it, where the hell did my white lines go?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The first person to successfully sign up for ObamaCare
Corporal America never achieved the same fame as his older cousin
Too bad a toilet lid was the only thing available for a shield.
“This sure beats the bathroom in mom’s basement.”
“I just want to be called Alvin.”
The Monday Contest is ready to bury the hatchet.