OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Ask Not for Whom The Bell Tolls Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Hal_10000 – So you just touch here and the website will come up with insurance quotes just for … dammit, it crashed again!
Second: RockThisTown – – A great brain, a great Dane, a great pain & a great ball & chain. (said Carnac the Magnificent before opening the envelope – rodney)
Third: OzarkHillbilly – It’s true, blonds really do have more fun.
Tillman – Barry was enjoying himself until he noticed Michelle muttering Revelation verses under her breath
Doug Mataconis – “Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!’”
jd – Hey, look! Your sign language interpreter is on mugshots.com!
bill – Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.
Wyatt Earp – Tone Deaf at a Funeral
JKB – How can I make a funeral about me?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Michelle always said I was going to Helle, I just didn’t think so soon”
David: “OK, Tweet that.”
Helle: “It’s tweeted.”
Barry: “Nice Tweets.”
Michelle: (thinking) “Twits.”
David: “I didn’t know Biden slept with his eyes open.”
Obama: “Hey… that’s a live feed from the Oval office… from YOUR phone!”
The Monday Contest is already going off half-cocked.