OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Santa Thaws Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – Guys in a Santa suit drink half price, Gals in half a Santa suit drink free
Second: RockThisTown – The elf rasslin’ match is a big draw for Santas everywhere.
Third: Pinky – That girl in the pink hat – Santa put something really nice in those stockings!
Mu – – Never again would the ale house run its “free beer for Santa” promotion during Santacon.
al-Ameda – “We’re here to see the White Santa”
Chuck.Tatum – “Alright, who pressed the Instant Santa app?”
Tillman – It turns out Santa’s Naughty-Or-Nice list can be malleable if you know how to persuade him.
David in KC – You serve one Santa and the next thing ou know, you’re a Santa bar.
John425 – Desperate Obamacare Navigators offer a free brew for unemployed Santas if they sign-up
Christmas Story Award
JKB – It was Christmas at the Ale House
The best time of the year
The Santas all were ‘appy
Their guts were full of beer
Out stood a naughty school girl
In the cold, hoping to get in
Kneesocks and bare legs
Skirt little barrier to the wind
She come to sit on laps
Many as it she had
To make it up to Santa
For a year of breaking bad
So let this be a lesson girls
If naughty you would be
You’ll spend Christmas with drunken Santas
Hardly a time for glee
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Keep calm and Try an Ale
He’s makin’ a list and checking it twice,
gonna find out who’s hoppy or spiced.
Santa was later arrested for feeling Mary.
The Monday Contest is already dashing through the snow.