OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Santa Thaws Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Santa Thaws Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo by: Bebeto Matthews

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Guys in a Santa suit drink half price, Gals in half a Santa suit drink free

Second: RockThisTown – The elf rasslin’ match is a big draw for Santas everywhere.

Third: Pinky – That girl in the pink hat – Santa put something really nice in those stockings!

HONORABLE MENTION

Mu – Never again would the ale house run its “free beer for Santa” promotion during Santacon.

al-Ameda – “We’re here to see the White Santa”

Chuck.Tatum – “Alright, who pressed the Instant Santa app?”

Tillman – It turns out Santa’s Naughty-Or-Nice list can be malleable if you know how to persuade him.

David in KC – You serve one Santa and the next thing ou know, you’re a Santa bar.

John425 – Desperate Obamacare Navigators offer a free brew for unemployed Santas if they sign-up

Christmas Story Award

JKB – It was Christmas at the Ale House
The best time of the year
The Santas all were ‘appy
Their guts were full of beer

Out stood a naughty school girl
In the cold, hoping to get in
Kneesocks and bare legs
Skirt little barrier to the wind

She come to sit on laps
Many as it she had
To make it up to Santa
For a year of breaking bad

So let this be a lesson girls
If naughty you would be
You’ll spend Christmas with drunken Santas
Hardly a time for glee

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Keep calm and Try an Ale

He’s makin’ a list and checking it twice,
gonna find out who’s hoppy or spiced.

Santa was later arrested for feeling Mary.

The Monday Contest is already dashing through the snow.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Merry Christmas to you, Rodney & family. But, I can’t take credit for #3. That was actually Pinky that came up with that one. I had the more outrageous entry below that about wanting to “go down her chimney on Christmas morning”, which was both funny and crude.




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  2. rodney dill says:

    Thanks Paul, I missed that as it was close to yours.




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  3. Pinky says:

    Paul – and Rodney – thanks




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  4. Paul Hooson says:

    @rodney dill: I may be an outrageous businessman, but what people love about me is that I take responsibility for what I actually do right or wrong, and never take credit away from anyone else who deserves credit for a job well done. For a joke I wrote a more outrageous version of Pinky’s caption with the chimney bit. But, Pinky greatly influenced my entry. He deserves credit for the concept here. He’s a true gentleman.




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  5. Pinky says:

    @Paul Hooson: I’m a true gentleman. Or maybe a creep ogling some girl’s legs and writing about it.




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