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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Nothing But Nyet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin travels in Russia's first high speed train Sapsan in Leningrad Region


REUTERS/Ria Novosti/Alexei Druzhinin/Pool

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Bears brag about wrestling him.
Former KGB agents hide from him.
He once gave chemical weapons to Syria, and when he asked for them back, they returned them and said “thank you”.
When he ran for President of Russia, the old president stepped aside.
He’s the world’s most interesting man. “Stay oppressed, my friends.”

Second: C. Clavin – I’ve missed W so much… Since he looked into my soul that day.

Third: al-Ameda – “Asylum to Donald Trump? I don’t think so.”

HONORABLE MENTION

MHipple“Hrm… not as fun as riding my bear.”

RockThisTown – “If you like your gulag, you can keep your gulag . . . .”

He who must not be named – Putin sings his favorite song softly while stirring his tea, “I’m so Vlad, I’m so Vlad, I’m Vlad, I’m Vlad, I’m Vlad.”

Allan BourdiusIt appears that I haven’t gotten the trains to run on time yet.

OzarkHillbilly – My morning tea is so much better when brewed from the bitter tears of Chechen patriots terrorists.

Barfour – Putin suddenly realized that there was no more political opponents to be vanquished. He would have cried but he is as cold as ice, he cannot shed tears.

Paul HoosonSo this comrade is driving his pet Russian bear in his Russian GAZ automobile and gets pulled over by a Moscow policeman. Russian policeman tells comrade, “Why you not take Russian bear to zoo?”. Comrade explains, “Took bear to zoo. He like it so much, bear now want to go to the beach…”

Siberian Prison Blues Award

He who must not be named
When I was just a baby my Mama told me, “Son,
Join the KGB and learn to play with guns.”
I shot a man in Moscow just to watch him die.
When I heard Pussy Riot singin’ I hung my head and sighed.

I’m with those rich folks eatin’ in that fancy dining car.
We’re certainly drinking coffee and eating caviar.
I know they had it comin’, I know they can’t be free.
Pussy Riot keeps a singin’ and that’s what tortures me.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Global Warming, my ass…..”

“Let’s see… Today I’m gonna beat the crap outta that Dr. Pepper TEN Mountain Man.”

“I really should be in the next ‘Old Spice’ commercial”

The Monday Contest has already been flash frozen.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I actually thought that one might cross a line Rodney.

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  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you Comrade Dill!

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  3. rodney dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Not so much to suggest that that is Putin’s line of thinking.

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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @rodney dill: Ah. Got it. Thanx.

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  5. Pinky says:

    Wow, I wasn’t serious about that one. I was just following up on the Dos Equis line. But I’ll take the win. Thanks.

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  6. He who must not be named says:

    The most interesting caption in the world. Stay snarky my friends.

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  7. Pinky says:

    Speaking of beverages, he’s got like nine of them in front of him. What’s the story there?

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  8. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    @Pinky – it keep his comrades guessing about which one to put the Mickey in.

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