OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Major T.J. “King” Kong Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: He who must not be named – Having failed to get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch as ordered, Hakeem hoped the Mystical Missile of Mosul would suffice
Second: jd – If it lasts longer than four hours, call Dr. von Braun.
Third: roger – We told you to buy the rocket AND the launcher.
OzarkHillbilly – The new Rocket CondomTM is guaranteed to please the ladies.
Paul Hooson – Even less effective than the SCUD missile, the SPUD missile.
grumpy realist – I think it’s more than 44 pounds. You’ll have to pay overweight charges when you fly.
MichaelHHamm – Help me Achmed – my Donkey was unavailable today.
Tillman – Easier than holding up Khalid’s mother, that’s for sure.(…that’s just nasty – rodney)
gVOR08 – Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
David in KC – No, I’m not happy to see you, it is a missle in my pocket.
CSK – The latest in Syrian fire-fighting equipment proved reasonably effective, but a trifle unwieldy.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Phallus Baumgartner was not as well known as his cousin Felix.
“Now we just need to find the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.”
“I wish I’d become a shepherd instead of a rocket scientist… date night would be so much easier.”
The Monday Contest already has been feeling the pressure.