OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Fat Lady Sings Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: RockThisTown – ” . . . and, above all else Lord, please don’t let my teleprompter malfunction.”
Second: He who must not be named – Well, that’s different, usually he’s preaching to the choir.
Third: Allan Bourdious – Dear Heavenly Father, please let his State of the Union blathering last less than twenty minutes…
jd – The agent said she’s be wearing a white pearl necklace. Now what am I going to do?!
Surreal American – 3 GOP responses to my SOTU address? Lord give me strength!
OzarkHillbilly – Please God, just help me hold it until this is over.
al-Ameda – “Lord, why did they trade Luol Deng, why?”
Hal_10000 – At odds with computer programmers, Barack Obama tries to solve the Healthcare.gov website issues with transcendental meditation.
Kevin – Dear Lord, please give this man a clue, and a healthy dose of humility before it’s too late.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Be the State of the Union Address…. See the State of the Union Address, Be the State of the Union Address… See the… ZZZZZ….”
Obama sees the light at the Triple Rock Baptist church in Chicago, with the venerable Reverend Cleophus James.
Time to get the flock outta here.
The Thursday Contest is already experiencing shrinkage.