OTB Caption Contest Winners
The I Didn’t Say Equal Opportunity Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: HiPlanesDrifter – “Yes, that’s two websites we’ve now made functional.”
Second: Pinky – Ever since the Mandela funeral, the President has been crowd-sourcing his sign language translation.
Third: al-Ameda – “Kenneth, what is the frequency?”
Franklin – Good question! For the answer, I need to phone a friend.
Mark Ryan – Obama- “I need a volunteer quickly to pull my pin…….(rrrrrrrrriiiiiiip)……..ky.”
RockThisTown – “It’s Bush’s fault I can’t do ‘Hook ‘em Horns’ correctly.”
OzarkHillbilly – A FOX News camera caught President Obama and an MSNBC reporter exchanging secret liberal hand signals during news conferences.
Mu – Don’t call me, I call you
CSK – The president’s sign language teleprompter was rudimentary, but reasonably effective.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“…but Mr. President, wouldn’t those without internet access, NOT have the opportunity to visit the web site?”
Cue the ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ closing credits music….
OK…. now hold it up to your forehead…
“…and this is for times when I can’t say “Palomino.””
That depends on what the definition of ‘Brother Iz is.’