OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Sharks Vs. Gas Jets Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: James Emerson – As was the case with everything else, there was a critical Beano shortage…(…ever since the demise of Osama Beano Laden – rodney)
Second: Robert W. Armijo – Sadly, it looks like another Arab Spring turns to fall.
Third: OzarkHillbilly – The Select Committee on Benghazi first hearing produced a lot of smoke but no fire.
RockThisTown – The Middle East e-cigarette campaign results didn’t go quite as hoped
PAUL HOOSON – …Jumpin’ Jack Flash, it’s a gas…
CSK – The Bahrain Boys Ballet’s interpretation of Swan Lake was lauded by the more avant-garde critics, but the average theatre-goer found it a bit tutu much.
Mu – The royal rumble format for the fog summoning contest was a great success with the spectators.
He who must not be named – They hate these curbs. Everybody stay away from the curbs!
al-Ameda – Previously unreleased footage from Michael Jackson’s music video “Thriller”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The CIA scored a major intelligence coup when they succeeded in convincing the Taliban to adopt “Pull My Finger” as their secret handshake.
♬ Swing your partner, do si do. ♬
“♬ Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Those cats were fast as lightning, it was… ♬ (Aw Fuck Tear gas, run…)”
♬ De Camptown ladies sing dis song…. ♬