OTB Caption Contest Winners
The HASSAN CHOP Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
All very good… but I never liked the “Everyone wins” play, so here’s my take.
First: PAUL HOOSON – “Some things just make you Sikh to watch!”
Second: Kevin – If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Third: OzarkHillbilly – Looks like Congress to me.
Doug Mataconis – The “Blue Turban” v. “Yellow Turban” argument got just a bit out of hand.
Mu – And this is why we never hand out LSD and swords at the same time
Tillman – All hell broke loose at the Mumbai IKEA.
RockThisTown – 7-11 & Dunkin Donuts employees debate whether to allow Joe Biden as a customer.
Pinky – This happens every time the St, Louis Rams redesign their uniforms.
CSK – Once again, the Yellow Hat Team prevailed in the Mumbai Hide and Sikh Invitational Classic.
Franklin – Never bring a sword to a g … uh, never mind you’re fine.
He who must not be named – It slices, it dices, it never gets dull! The new Sikh-o-matic from Ronco!
John425 – Training course in terrorist beheadings gets off to a wrong start.
DrDaveT – There were a few dicey moments at the opening of the new Lahore branch of Benihana…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“To be excused, you need a note from your Doctor saying you’re Sikh.”
“Ornamental my ass…”
Things got out of hand at the Paul Hooson Look-a-like contest.
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Swords? Yes, but both sides do it.”