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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Hard Choices Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton greets people as she signs copies of her book "Hard Choices" at a Costco store in Arlington, Virginia


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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tyrell – “Does this place carry cigars?”

Second: Jay – Hillary: I Was in a wheelchair too after I was shot on the tarmac in Bosnia

Third: RockThisTown – “Yes, I guarantee if you die before 2016, you can still vote for me.”

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – Oh yes, please, I’ll take as many as you like. Toilet paper is soooo expensive these days.

Tillman – “Was it a hard choice to give up walking?”

Doug Mataconis“We got here before 5. Where’s the Early Bird Special?”

John425 – Hillary: “Yes, my book is included in your AARP health plan membership.”

al-Ameda – “You’re old and White, you must be a Republican voter, right?”

Robert W. ArmijoWrap it up, Hillary. My low battery light just came on.

He who must not be named – Help, I’ve fallen in the polls and I can’t get up.

PAUL HOOSON – Old Man: “What’s the name of your book?” Clinton: “HILLARY CLINTON: ANOTHER CLINTON…..CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR”.

jd – The Secret Service agents amused themselves all day making “Book ‘em, Danno” jokes.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“No…. WE are not going to give you a sponge bath after lunch”

“Does it have a Happy Ending?” “Not for Bill”

“No, there will not be any f****** pudding.”

“So what do you think of my book?” “Depends”

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Tyrell’s was definitely tops.

    Where you been Rodney? I was beginning to wonder.

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  2. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I usually take part of July off, with vacation, limited time, and limited internet access…. I think I mentioned that when I started that last contest, not that anyone reads the print portion.

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  3. PAUL HOOSON says:

    @Rodney Dill: @Rodney Dill: What? Time off? How do you ever expect to be a millionaire? – But, more seriously I’ve been very busy with work, making a $2 million dollar deal on my nightclub to do a major remodel and plans to move my car dealership to a new location with nicer offices, as well as taking on a part time management position with the new version of the nightclub. At 59, I think I still have plenty of good years left in business where I might never retire. They might have to carry me out…

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