OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Hard Choices Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Hard Choices Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tyrell – “Does this place carry cigars?”
Second: Jay – Hillary: I Was in a wheelchair too after I was shot on the tarmac in Bosnia
Third: RockThisTown – “Yes, I guarantee if you die before 2016, you can still vote for me.”
HONORABLE MENTION
OzarkHillbilly – Oh yes, please, I’ll take as many as you like. Toilet paper is soooo expensive these days.
Tillman – “Was it a hard choice to give up walking?”
Doug Mataconis – “We got here before 5. Where’s the Early Bird Special?”
John425 – Hillary: “Yes, my book is included in your AARP health plan membership.”
al-Ameda – “You’re old and White, you must be a Republican voter, right?”
Robert W. Armijo – Wrap it up, Hillary. My low battery light just came on.
He who must not be named – Help, I’ve fallen in the polls and I can’t get up.
PAUL HOOSON – Old Man: “What’s the name of your book?” Clinton: “HILLARY CLINTON: ANOTHER CLINTON…..CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR”.
jd – The Secret Service agents amused themselves all day making “Book ’em, Danno” jokes.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“No…. WE are not going to give you a sponge bath after lunch”
“Does it have a Happy Ending?” “Not for Bill”
“No, there will not be any f****** pudding.”
“So what do you think of my book?” “Depends”
Tyrell’s was definitely tops.
Where you been Rodney? I was beginning to wonder.
@OzarkHillbilly: I usually take part of July off, with vacation, limited time, and limited internet access…. I think I mentioned that when I started that last contest, not that anyone reads the print portion.
@Rodney Dill: @Rodney Dill: What? Time off? How do you ever expect to be a millionaire? – But, more seriously I’ve been very busy with work, making a $2 million dollar deal on my nightclub to do a major remodel and plans to move my car dealership to a new location with nicer offices, as well as taking on a part time management position with the new version of the nightclub. At 59, I think I still have plenty of good years left in business where I might never retire. They might have to carry me out…