OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Rode Hard And Put Away Wet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Moosebreath – I don’t mind shaking hands with a horse’s head. Every day in Washington, I meet plenty of horse’s asses.
Second: John Burgess – Front end meets the back end.
Third(tie): Pinky – just some guy who really ticked off Don Corleone
Third(tie): charles austin – “You tell him I ain’t no band leader.”
OzarkHillbilly – Senator McCain! How nice to see you again sir! What did you do with your other half, Senator Graham?
JWH – Joe Biden would do anything to get face time with President Obama.
jd – Even more surprising, Shrek was just a few feet further along the route.
PAUL HOOSON – Obama: “So where’s the Rook and Bishop?”
Robert W. Armijo – Excuse me, sir. Have you seen my other half? Um, never mind.”
Eric Florak – Headline; Obama meets with new minority group, promises swift action.
Tillman – “Mr. President! Mr. President! What’s your stance on glue manufacturing? A word please, sir!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Hi Ho Silver, and gold, and stocks, and wealth….. Away….
Horse: “C’mon… You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”
Obama: “So do you think I’m doing a good job?”
Obama: “Palomino! PALOMINO!”
A horse is of course,
not for political discourse,
so there is no recourse
with a horse, of course.
unless you want inane discourse,
with Secretariat of State John Kerry.