OTB Caption Contest Winners
The The Manolo Will Not Be Pleased Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The The Manolo Will Not Be Pleased Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Peacewood – Hey, anything to make me look taller!.
Second: JWH – “There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang
Third: PAUL HOOSON – “What, made in China?”
HONORABLE MENTION
Tillman – “This one. This is the new national shoe. Everyone must wear this shoe.”
charles austin – This glove appears to be defective. Execute everyone at the glove factory.
OzarkHillbilly – What about Dennis?
Hal_10000 – You wear these? In North Korea, our people eat these.
Doug Mataconis – Where’s the Manolo Blahnik’s that Carrie wore in that Sex & The City episode?
al-Ameda – “Well, should we use **** or shinola?”
Pinky – “They’re…for a friend.”
Robert W. Armijo – I always look for the Union label and advise that you do the same…or else.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“No you morons…. I want Seoul… not sole”
“What? This proves Kringer has infirtrated our rines? Bring me this Kringer.”
“Which color goes with Khaki… before Labor Day?”
“OK… first we put the bad generals in these… then we release the dogs.”
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I really thought JWH’s “There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongyang. There’s no place like Pyongang” would take it. Too funny.
Thank you, Rodney. Surprisingly, many of my jokes since I was kid were jokes about bad haircuts or shoes. I even once made a crazy looking shoe out of paper and left in on the shoe rack of a store as a gag as a kid once. – Yet, I neither joked about a bad haircut or a shoe joke here. Surprising for me….
There were a lot of good ones here. It would have been hard for me to choose.