OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Burning Man Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Burning Man Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: jd – Scottish military demonstrates its new drones.
Second: Franklin – The results of fracking in Scotland are plain to see …
Third: JWH – Barney Kilcarney realized, suddenly, that Le Petomane was the last man to play these bagpipes …
HONORABLE MENTION
steve – That’s weird. When I eat Chipotle the flames usually come out my ass.
Hal_10000 – Critics are mixed on the new director’s cut of Braveheart.
Michael Hamm – Science is settled. Women are thrilled. Scottish men do have the hottest pipes around.
RGardner – Double, double toil and trouble; Bagpipes burn, and caldron bubble.
DrDaveT – On afterburners, bagpipes can achieve tempi of 244 beats per minute for short durations.
Pinky – The nitro-injected bagpipe can hit notes that would blow your mind.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Goodness Gracious Great Bags of Fire
While being a perfect euphemism for compromise in Congress the Haggis Hookah Bar was a failed business model.
The Scottish independence vote made it clear who wore the pants in the relationship.