OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Turnip and Vote Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: John Burgess – A turnip a day keeps the Ebola away.
Second: al-Ameda – “Left over from the Ferguson Police Department Fundraiser”
Third: Paul Hooson – “This ad brought to you by the Republican Party…”
charles austin – Hands up, don’t root!
Franklin – “For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my garden.”
Paul Hooson – That 1970’s cola nut ad was much better…
jc – The first lady’s “A Turnip for turnout” campaign to get voters to the polls has the GOP feeling healthy in November
Guarneri – I hold it like this when I want to throw the hard cutter inside…
Robert W. Armijo – “You wouldn’t know it by looking at it. But this turnip is so packed with vitamins and minerals, two people have jumped the White House fence trying to eat it.”
OzarkHillbilly – Bet you can’t eat just one.
moonbatcure – Malia and Sasha hate this food. Henceforth it will now be mandatory on school lunches.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Sometimes I just don’t carrot all.
New line of wHolyistic food for the school system.
Jebus Rice…. Supercarb
wHoly Shittake Mushrooms
Got Yammit, yams and sweet potatoes
and Lettuce spray (no insecticides)
Turnip the funk.
Audiences at a Paul Hooson comedy routine prefer the solid thunk of a turnip over the splat of an egg or tomato.