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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Who's Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, February 15, 2015 · 5 comments

The Who’s Your al-Baghdadi? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Ben Curtis) 13/76

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Pinky – Poor Ibrahim; he’s still bragging about shooting down Brian Williams.

Second: Liberal Capitalist – Where is that Uber ?… We called 15 minutes ago, and I’ll be late for the suicide attack bombing.

Third: RockThisTown – Need two tickets to the Cat Stevens, er Yusuf Islam, concert!

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – “…taxi….TAXI……good lord this place is Jihadst.”

Paul Hooson – An ISIS man shows his shadow….That means six more weeks of beheadings…

OzarkHillbilly – Advertising the latest book by a Presidential hopeful, “God, Guns, Cigarettes and Camels”.

CrustyDem – Amir’s dream of becoming the first Libyan to win the “Lumberjack Games” were dashed when, after winning the axe throwing and placing in the “hot saw” (using a modified AK-47), he fell off the logroll and drowned.

Franklin – “I saw TWO titties in last week’s Caption Contest!”

Mark Ryan – Seeing how the women of Germany don’t shave their armpits, the Iraqi hookers tossed out the blades completely!

steve – Join ISIS! it’s a great chance to get ahead (or two).

Will Taylor – Will Jihad for Food

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I didn’t really want to be a terrorist shill… I always wanted to be a… Lumberjack”

“Cheeburger Cheeburger…”

“Yes, My camel has two humps.” “…but that’s a dromedary…” “…but camel has definitely been humped at least twice.”

Harold and Kumar just weren’t the same after Harold’s beheading

I see the PackersSeahawks are lining up a new offensive play caller for next season.