Outside the Beltway

OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Thick and The Dead Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Saturday, September 5, 2015 · 2 comments

The Thick and The Dead Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.
>


REUTERS/Brian Frank

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Todd – I woulda been a great cowboy … the best .. I’m tellin you, the Indians, they woulda loved me.

Second: Doug Mataconis – “John Wayne? I like movie stars who didn’t die.”

Third: Hal_10000 – True Grit and True Git

HONORABLE MENTION

michael reynolds – The Duke and the Dick.

OzarkHillbilly – That’s mighty bold talk for a squinty eyed fat man with a ferret on his head.

Surreal American – The Shootist and The Lootist.

CrustyDem – Rooster Cogburn and the cocked-up rooster

Franklin – You feel lucky, partner? Well, do ya?

Paul Hooson – Channeling the Duke, Trump proclaims, “Alright Pilgrim, we’ll line the immigrants up in circle…”

Robert W. Armijo – “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”

Donald Sensing – I knew John Wayne. John Wayne was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no John Wayne.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Trump: “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”

One shoots from the hip, speaks in platitudes, has a distinctive voice, and plastic hair… and the other is John Wayne.

Trump: “I always looked up to the Duke for inspiration.”
John Wayne: “I was gay, you know.”
Trump: “Shut up, you perv.”
John Wayne: “I’m your huckleberry.”

John Wayne: “Stand still pardner… I’m a gonna shoot that weasel off’n your head.”