OTB Caption Contest Winners
The May the Fa-La's Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The May the Fa-La’s Be With You Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Surreal American – “Sleds? Where we’re going, we don’t need sleds.”
Second: Jc – “I don’t always drink eggnog, but when I do, I prefer dos eggies…Stay thirsty my friends”
Third: RockThisTown – Steve Harvey . . . . is that you?
HONORABLE MENTION
Pharoah Narim – Santa arrives in style for his starring role in P-Diddy’s new music video.
CSK – The last remaining member of The Village People arrived just in the “Nick” of time to lead the annual Castro Street Christmas Parade.
Guarneri – Fresh from his appointment with his new image consultant…
Paul Hooson – Santa will sleeping at the MOTEL 6 this Christmas because Mrs. Claus caught him with too many ho ho ho’s…
DrDaveT – “My name is Kringle. Kris Kringle.”
Franklin – The plot thickens: the missing Santa from last week’s Caption Contest is spied leaving town.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
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Red suit, Elf boots
Reindeer know where I am goin’ to.
Silk scarf, black tie,
You know I’ll come and the season’s why.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout the white beard man.Gold watch, diamond ring,
I am giftin’ every single thing
And cuff links, stick pin,
When you’ve been good, you just know you’re in.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout the North Pole man.Shopped for coats, Shopped for hats,
But don’t worry ’cause elf credit’s fat.
Black belt, white gloves,
Checkin’ my list twice and passing out the love.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause all the world’s crazy ’bout an elf-made man.
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Kris Kringle will be back in: Santa Slays.
Not a bad honorable mention showing for me this week. Tis’ the season for Santa marital problem humor…
I got first place this time. Thanks, Rodney! 🙂