OTB Caption Contest Winners
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mu – “Your fly is open” “There’s a sealed indictment”
Second: Moosebreath – “Bernie, how did you get your hair to lie flat like that?” “It normally looks like this at the start of the day, it only flies all over the place after a few revolutions.”
Third: al-Ameda – B: “We’ll always have Benghazi, right Hill?” H: “Eat s*** and die, Bern.”
edmondo – It wasn’t until after the debate that Bernie realized he couldn’t find his wallet, or his watch and three fingers from his right hand were missing.
Franklin – B: “Have you visited TrumpDonald.org yet?” H: “Visited? I funded it with money from Wall Street!”
Hal_10000 – For tonight’s debate, we’re secretly replacing Bernie Sanders with Larry David. Let’s see if anyone notices.
OzarkHillbilly – Bernie was afraid to let go of Hillary’s hand after Bill told him what a ball buster she was.
DrDaveT – “Amazing, Hillary — feels just like human flesh!”
RockThisTown – Smokin’ pot meets Ma Kettle.
Tony W – If looks could kill…
Jeron – Sandy and Danny. Grease musical for the ages!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Bernie: “Palomino… PALOMINO!!!”
Bengay meets Benghazi
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Geezer, Schlock
The winners of last night’s Republican debate.