OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Zuckers On The Line Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Zuckers On The Line Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Verge
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Moctavius – In the land of VR headset wearing nerds, the man looking at reality is king.
Second: Hal_10000 – After testing a reality in which Trump is President, half the Beta testers hung themselves with their own VR gear.
Third: Jeremy – “Ha ha ha, these idiots think this will let them escape Trump…”
HONORABLE MENTION
Mu – The crazy thing, they’re lining up to beta test the Matrix.
RockThisTown – “How cool is this . . . blinding everyone into giving me their personal information!”
Franklin – Since childhood, Tom looked forward to someday being able to see people naked with x-ray goggles. And when the big moment finally arrived, he was blinded by Mark Zuckerberg’s fiddly bits in his face.
al-Ameda – “Now I finally get it, “what the f*** is wrong with us? Really?”
Jc – Meanwhile at the CES show, Mark Zuckerberg pays a visit to the Pornhub virtual reality seminar.
Paul Hooson – Suppose you went to a STAR TREK convention and everyone came dressed as Captain Pike?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Extensive VR Testing was required for the next Oscars for the Academy to see the appropriate number of minorities nominated.
Later it was found that stoners moving away Colorado needed to be extensively prepped for reality.
The only way to view a civil GOP Presidential debate.
“Oh…. So that’s what Democratic Socialism looks like.”
I’m just thrilled at my opportunity to tell a Captain Pike joke. You really would have thought that by that time in the future some sort of bionic suits would given back the strength of walk rather than some cardboard box with lights. Go figure?
I’m just thrilled at my opportunity to tell a Captain Pike joke. You really would have thought that by that time in the future some sort of bionic suits would given back the strength of walk rather than some cardboard box with lights. Go figure?