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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Thumbs Up Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, May 15, 2016 · 2 comments

The Thumbs Up Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(Ted S. Warren/AP)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: DrDaveT – It’s not that my fingers are short; it’s that my thumbs are yuuuuge.

Second: Franklin – Republicans finally find an answer to the race card: they play the Trump card.

Third: Jc – “Thumbs up, don’t elect!”

HONORABLE MENTION

al-Ameda – “My rump is this big … it’s huuuuuge”

Hal_10000 – Closer inspection of the flags in the background revealed tears coming out of the eyes of George Washington.

David in KC – No caption needed, Rump says it all.

RockThisTown – “This is the number of hair stylists I will name to my cabinet.”

Paul Hooson – Nero 2016. Thank God he let that gladiator live…

CSK – “It’s bigger than both my thumbs put together! It’s yuuge. It’s so big it will make your head spin. In fact, you will get bored with how big it is.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I’m so talented I can give myself a big thumbs up… I don’t even need John Miller.”

“I declare a thumb war!”

“I’ve upped the political standards… so now up yours.”

“Make America Say “Up Yours” again”

In his case they’re definitely opposable