OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Hand Jive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Hand Jive Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DrDaveT – In a moment of stunned realization, Trump and Hillary discover that they are both Freemasons.
Second: RockThisTown – Hillary: “Note to self: Wipe my hands, not the server. . . wipe my hands, not the server . . . .”
Third: Tony W – Trump, settling for a handshake, couldn’t figure out how to get close enough to grab her the way he normally does other women.
HONORABLE MENTION
Franklin – “Really, Donald? A cigar cutter?”
CSK – “How can I pull your finger, Donald? They’re all waaay too short.”
Steve Metz – “I hope Huma remembered to bring the extra large jug of hand sanitizer.”
fustian – Proof that anybody can grow up and become President. And I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean ANYBODY!
Mary Gehman – “…My Honey, My Baby, don’t put my vote upon no shelf…” She said “Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself…”
pylon – “I don’t think he can reach my pussy from there”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Hillary: “We’re keeping to the high ground with this debate, right?”
Trump: “Cha…. and monkeys might fly out my butt.”Quickly as you can, snatch the election from my hand.
Trump and Hillary together: “I’m grabbing a pussy right now!”
One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war.
“I’m the key master are you the gate keeper?”
Woohoo, on a roll!
Of course, I doubt Trump could actually be admitted as a Freemason. (Cue the Monty Python “Architect Sketch”…)
@DrDaveT: You are definitely on a roll, keep up the funnies!
A worthy winner, and I also liked CSK’s entry.
Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’! Not bad considering I’m an Outside The Beltway virgin! Thanks for the love… but ‘no huggy, no kissee till I get a first place’!!!
@Franklin:
Aww, thanks.