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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, October 30, 2016 · 4 comments

The The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Franklin – Bloomberg: Damnit I should have run.

Second: CSK – “We call ourselves ‘The Aristocrats.'”

Third: Mary Gehman – “…So, what is the going price of a soul these days?”

HONORABLE MENTION

fustian – Hillary tells the old joke about how to get a nun pregnant. — Dress her as an altar boy!

Michael – And then the Rabbi says to the Priest, “Beats the hell out of ham, doesn’t it?”

barbintheboonies – Let me get this straight THE BOTH OF YOU ARE CHRISTIAN. Stop it your killing me.

Paul Hooson – One is a Cardinal, while the other two are only cardinal sins…

Guarneri – H: “I use my thumb.” T: “I use two fingers.” C: “You guys crack me up, you and your women.”

pylon – “So the nun says ‘A prostitute? Thank God, I thought you said a Protestant.””

al-Alameda – “Do priests use Viagra or birth control?
What the hell kind of questions is THAT?””

Aelio – You may now kiss the bride.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

A Cardinal, a donkey and an elephant walk into a bar…

SERENITY NOW!

Dolan: “I’ve never grabbed a pussy, but I’m entertaining a couple of ’em right now.”