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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Jangled Bells Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: CSK – No one expected the remake of ‘Bad Santa’ to be quite so literal.

Second: Doug MataconisNew on Broadway just in time for the holiday season “How The Trump Stole Christmas”

Third: Paul Hooson – But, suddenly Tony Bennett’s Christmas Special took an ugly turn…

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – “Wait until you see my grab bag!”

Jc – Jingle bells, jingle bells, send the girls my way. Oh what fun, it is to grab them by the Pooo-ooo-say.

Andrew – “Santa digs coal!”

Franklin – Reign Dear Leader?

Tony W – Little known fact, his Santa suit is made from the dyed-red fur of over 100 dalmatians.

john430 – Santa Tevye Trump sings: “If I were a rich man…”

CAROL OF THE HELLS AWARD


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You’d better watch out
Better check your fly
Cover your crotch, I’m telling you why
Santa Trump is coming to town.

Making enemies lists
checking ’em twice
Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE
Santa Trump is coming to town.

He sees you when you’re changing
Your privacy he will take
He now controls the NSA
So be loyal for your own sake.

Oh, we need to watch out
We’ll need a good cry
It’s a four year pout
I’m telling you why.
Santa Trump is coming to town.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“State polls rigged… are ya listenin'” (modification of a RockThisTown’s caption)

“I win… Hillary ignored the North Poll”

Santa Trump was taken aback when Lady Gaga came out in her pussy costume… and I don’t mean feline.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. CSK says:

    Well, jingle my bells.

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  2. Paul Hooson says:

    But, suddenly Paul Hooson’s crappy jokes have taken third place two weeks in a row. Like Steve Urkel working on Laura, “He’s wearing you down…He’s wearing you down”. – Thank you, Rodney and everyone!

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