OTB Caption Contest Winners
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mu – The mood suddenly turned when Trump’s attempt to eliminate the national debt with a single bet on the river card backfired.
Second: DrDaveT – When they beam down, one of the red ties will die. Always.
Third: Hal_10000 – “Don, do we have to watch old episodes of the Apprentice *every* Sunday night?”
Gobsmacked – I’ve seen this episode. The Skipper hits Gilligan with his hat.
Flat Earth Luddite – Let’s play global thermonuclear war
al-Ameda – Time to play “Can You Identify The Diversity Factor”!
Franklin – Damn, we’re one kielbasa short of a sausage party here …
Paul Hooson – What a crappy “Last Supper” re-enactment! Trump only thinks he’s Christ!
RockThisTown – “Who has an iPhone? Somebody ask Siri what to do with Syria.”
Donald Sensing – Cripes, she thought, what a bunch of sourpusses. Who’s got a joke? Anyone? A joke? Okay, here’s one: How many men do you have to kill to stop North Korea’s nuclear program? Just Un! Get it? Un! I crack myself up! … Naw, they wouldn’t get it.
Halcyon – I’m waiting… where’s my chocolate cake?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Trump: “OK… as the bomb hits everyone chant, MOAB’Dib”
The great white… MOAB Dick
“OK, who wants to take me on next for Donkey Kong?”
“You’re on double-secret probation, Bannon”
“Assad? I thought this was an ‘Ass ad.’ Where’s Kim Kardashian?”