OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, June 18, 2017 · 5 comments

The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(recorder.ca)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tony W – The U.S. Navy’s secret trojan horse project – codename “covfefe” was accidentally revealed by Mr. Trump this week.

Second: Doug Mataconis – This weekend, the United States Navy unveiled its newest warship, the U.S.S. Donald J. Trump. (Shouldn’t that be USS Donald “Duck” Trump? – rodney)

Third: David in KC – Rubber Ducky, you’re the one. You make wartime lots of fun…

HONORABLE MENTION

CSK – The Peeps Candy Co. was pleased to provide the new mascot for the Canadian navy.

Aelio – Still wary of the Trojan Bush, America took a chance on the Trojan Quack.

Moosebreath – No, I said Trump thinks he has the biggest d!ck, not the biggest duck.

DrDaveT – If Trump had chosen the form of The Destructor, it would not have been Mr. Sta-Puft.

Flat Earth Luddite – The vikings’ stealth ship allowed them to sneak back into the OTB caption contest and cruise to an easy victory (Uffda – rodney)

fustian – It’s a Trojan Duck sent by the Russians.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Janis Gore – Donald dreamed of naval domination as a child.(I always thought a Naval Destroyer was a hoola-hoop with a nail in it. – rodney)

I think we’re gonna need a bigger duck.

Unfortunately the Duck operators had hired an unemployed blimp pilot from Wisconsin as Captain.

All hell broke loose when the periscope came up the duck’s quack.