OTB Caption Contest Winners
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tony W – The U.S. Navy’s secret trojan horse project – codename “covfefe” was accidentally revealed by Mr. Trump this week.
Second: Doug Mataconis – This weekend, the United States Navy unveiled its newest warship, the U.S.S. Donald J. Trump. (Shouldn’t that be USS Donald “Duck” Trump? – rodney)
Third: David in KC – Rubber Ducky, you’re the one. You make wartime lots of fun…
CSK – The Peeps Candy Co. was pleased to provide the new mascot for the Canadian navy.
Aelio – Still wary of the Trojan Bush, America took a chance on the Trojan Quack.
Moosebreath – No, I said Trump thinks he has the biggest d!ck, not the biggest duck.
DrDaveT – If Trump had chosen the form of The Destructor, it would not have been Mr. Sta-Puft.
Flat Earth Luddite – The vikings’ stealth ship allowed them to sneak back into the OTB caption contest and cruise to an easy victory (Uffda – rodney)
fustian – It’s a Trojan Duck sent by the Russians.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Janis Gore – Donald dreamed of naval domination as a child.(I always thought a Naval Destroyer was a hoola-hoop with a nail in it. – rodney)
I think we’re gonna need a bigger duck.
Unfortunately the Duck operators had hired an unemployed blimp pilot from Wisconsin as Captain.
All hell broke loose when the periscope came up the duck’s quack.